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And check out the concept drawing of Azeal, the devil's personal assistant, below :)
My first novel, Death, the Devil, and the Goldfish, is being adapted as a 6-issue comic book and graphic novel this year by Artisync! You can pick up the novel, today and tomorrow (Jan 2nd and 3rd) only, for just 99 cents for your #kindle!
Get your copy now!
And check out the concept drawing of Azeal, the devil's personal assistant, below :)
The 24 Books of Christmas Super Groovy Giveaway
Whatever you decide, entry is easy. Just head over to my Facebook page where you'll find the contest post. Add your comment to the post and be entered to win! I'll make the random draw on December 23rd!
Here are the books along with their authors (including their official elf names), book links, and social media/blogs! All these books could be yours! ENTER NOW!
Death, the Devil, and the Goldfish by Andrew 'Eggnog Snoofenberg' Buckley (Facebook, Twitter)
Stiltskin by Andrew 'Eggnog Snoofenberg' Buckley (Facebook, Twitter)
The Other Lamb by Katie 'Cookie Angel Pants' Young (Facebook)
How to Date Dead Guys by Ann 'Tickle Tinsel Socks' Noser (Blog, Facebook)
Escape from Witchwood Hollow by Jordan 'Honeycomb Snoozeysnaps' Elizabeth (Web)
Gears of Brass by Jordan 'Honeycomb Snoozeysnaps' Elizabeth et al (Web)
The Artful by Wilbert 'Pippin Gingerfluff' Stanton (Facebook, Twitter)
Virtual Immortality by Matt 'Glitter Trufflepuff' Cox (Facebook, Blog)
Division Zero by Matt 'Glitter Trufflepuff' Cox (Facebook, Blog)
Caller 107 by Matt 'Glitter Trufflepuff' Cox (Facebook, Blog)
Without Bloodshed by Matthew 'Icy Drigglesworth' Graybosch (Web)
Pop Travel by Tara 'Twinkle Fluffenguff' Tyler (Facebook, Web)
Broken Branch Falls by Tara 'Twinkle Fluffenguff' Tyler
Night of Pan by Gail 'Flimflam Floofypit' Strickland (Facebook, Web)
Catch Me When I Fall by Vicki 'Samsam Sniffeldwarf' Merkiel (Web)
Exacting Essence by James 'Snurfelguff McGiddy' Wymore
Darkness Watching by Emma 'Peppermint Snoozeybubbles' Adams (Facebook, Twitter)
Destruction by Sharon 'Giggles McJinglebell' Bayliss (Facebook, Web)
Murder, Madness, and Love by Yolanda 'Candycane Snowsocks' Renee (Facebook, Blog)
Memories of Murder by Yolanda 'Candycane Snowsocks' Renee (Facebook, Blog)
Burn Baby, Burn Baby by Kevin 'Cheery Fizzyballs' Craig (Twitter, Web, Facebook)
Wolf by Jim 'Effelpiff Woozygup' Ringel (Web, Facebook)
Strings by G Miki 'Figgy Snowshoes' Hayden (Web)
The Curse Merchant by J.P. 'Frangelico Winterbubbles' Sloan (Facebook, Web)
You've accomplished the impossible! You've written a book! Before you start to organize the parade, book the dancing girls (or men), and invite everyone you've ever met to join in your excitement, there's still that tricky little issue of getting your book published.
I'm going to ignore the 'self-publishing' route here, and not because I don't think it's a valid way to publish (it absolutely is, as long as you have the marketing chops for it), because I want to focus on the 'I have a dream' bit. The bit that most people are striving for: to be published by a publishing company.
For the past 2 years I've been working for Curiosity Quills Press (the epic indie rock stars of the publishing world), first as an acquisitions editor, then the acquisitions manager and, since April 2014, VP of Operations. Every year we receive hundreds of queries. HUNDREDS! I can't begin to express to you the importance of writing a good query letter so I wanted to write this helpful little guide to explain why. (Bonus material! Also included are useful tips as to why you shouldn't kill people)
DISCLAIMER FOR THOSE INEVITABLE, HIGHLY SENSITIVE, AND POLITICALLY CORRECT PEOPLE
In no way do I support murder or think it's a good idea. It's used here as humorous side notes designed to calm down future published authors who are panicking about having to write query letters. If you find this sort of humor offensive, you'll likely hate my books and should never read anything I write. On a related note, chill the eff out :)
And so it begins! The Read Around the World Social Reading Experiment officially launched this morning with the first video by LA-based podcaster, geek-guru, actress, and the owner of media news site, Geek Girl Authority, the infamous Audrey Kearns!
If you'd like to join the participants from all over the world who have kindly volunteered their time to find out if you really can read an entire book all around the world then head over to the sign up page: SIGN ME UP!
I'll continue to re-post the videos here daily as they become available!
A review of Stiltskin from 'Pop Bop' - Top 500 reviewer on Amazon
A few years ago I read a wonderful book by Robert Rankin titled The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse. It was my first experience with bizarro fiction humor and I loved it. The most succinct definition I've seen for bizarro fiction is from Wikipedia: "Bizarro fiction is a contemporary literary genre, which often uses elements of absurdism, satire, and the grotesque, along with pop-surrealism and genre fiction staples, in order to create subversive works that are as weird and entertaining as possible."
This book follows in that fine tradition. Actually, since bizarro can be deadly serious, explicitly sexual, or grotesquely violent, this book falls into the sub-genre of amiably humorous bizarro, (as did "Hollow Chocolate Bunnies..."). You'll see a lot of comparisons to Terry Pratchett or Douglas Adams, and so on, and that seems fair in terms of word play, deadpan asides, humorous understatement, and antic plotting.
The particular appeal of this book is that it melds a bizarro sensibility with a re imagining of classic fairy tales. There are a lot of books out now that are based on those tales. Many are very earnest; some are playful reinterpretations; some just take on familiar names and characters to go to other places. This is one of the best books to treat the fairy tales with respect, but then tweak and subvert them, often to very sly, subtle and knowing ends.
So, it's funny, it is intricately plotted, it delights in its deadpan wordplay, and it entertains and satisfies. Can't ask for much more than that.
I'm overwhelmed by the positive response to my latest comic fantasy novel, STILTSKIN! The reviews and feedback from reviewers have been amazing and I wanted to share some snippets here...
"It's so fun reading this book. Now that dang ending just left me wanting so much more. Andrew Buckley-please get your bottom to work on the sequel to this book."
"This book is so funny. From the fictional reviews to the very last page where your jaw literally drops, I laughed all through."
"The characters were entertaining. The humor was nonstop. The plot pace was fast. And if you like quirky plot twists and turns, you've found your story. The ending seemed to be wrapping up in a neat package then--blam--another crazy twist!"
"Here we have a fantastical romp, a tour de force combination Mother Goose meets C.S. Lewis, meets Wind in the Willows, meets L. Frank Baum, meets the Jabberwock and a few other proto-typical made-up ghoolies and ghosties and Gnomes, oh my!"
"Twisted. Hysterically demented. Creepy. And that was just the prologue..."
"This was a fun, fast paced story!! Mister Buckley needs to hurry it up and give me a sequel!!! ;o)"
"It was an amusing book—and I must say, I loved the ending. I sensed it coming, but only in retrospect: only when it happened did I realise it just couldn't end in any other way."
"Overall an entertaining read if you enjoy fairy tale retellings done in a humorous, over-the-top, madcap type of writing style."
"...it's funny, it is intricately plotted, it delights in its deadpan wordplay, and it entertains and satisfies. Can't ask for much more than that."
"Imagine, if you will, there is a world next to ours. One that contains every magical fairy-tale character you've ever learned about as a child. It's called Thiside. Now, take every lovely, warm, fuzzy, cozy memory of all your favorite characters and demolish them with a chainsaw. You have the world of Stiltskin."
"The jokes and situations are spot-on, the dialogue is perfect, and the characters practically leap off the page―and grab you by the jubblies."
"Andrew Buckley has a wonderful sense of humor that is just off centre enough to score consistent bulls eyes."
You can pick up your copy of STILTSKIN in digital or print copies from Amazon, Barnes & Noble, and Kobo. Here are the links:
Amazon - http://amzn.to/1ktMT1x
Barnes & Noble - http://bit.ly/1hifhE8
Kobo - http://bit.ly/1fkOAgB
My publisher, Curiosity Quills Press, refuses to stop celebrating the new year! As such they've launched a 2-day sale on several of their titles.
For today and tomorrow only, you can pick up a number of e-book titles from the CQ catalogue on Amazon for just 99 cents.
This includes both my books:
Death, the Devil, and the Goldfish
Stock your virtual bookshelves now!
Stiltskin has been unleashed! He is without leash...no leash...what I'm trying to say is he's out there somewhere...
I'm very happy to announce that my second novel STILTSKIN is now available from a variety of online retailers!
Published by Curiosity Quills Press, this book follows the adventures of Robert Darkly, the unknowing son of the Mad Hatter, as he chases the evil dwarf Rumpelstiltskin across two different worlds while making a valiant effort to preserve his own sanity.
This book is safe for ages 15+ and contains some mild adult humor and a lot of silliness. Here's an early review of the book: Andrew Buckley has a wonderful sense of humor that is just off center enough to score consistent bulls eyes. In his latest novel 'Stiltskin' he manages to keep you smirking, chuckling, and laughing throughout the tale. The novel has the odd and sometimes twisted look at the inanely normal that his fans have come to love. If you are fan of 'Death the Devil and A Goldfish' you will certainly want to picking up this book. - Jaid Keenan
The audio book of Stiltskin will be available in the new year.
For now you can purchase Stiltskin in print and e-book formats from Amazon, Barnes & Noble, and Kobo.
As of January 15th you'll be able to buy Stiltskin from Chapters Bookstore in Kelowna, BC. I'll also be at Chapters Kelowna on January 18th signing copies of the book!
Death, the Devil, and the Goldfish is also now available at Barnes and Noble stores across the US. Stop in at your local B&N and pick up a copy today! :)
But wait! There's more! You can also enter to win a print copy of Stiltskin from Goodreads! Just click 'enter to win' below!
I almost didn't post this final fairy tale for fear of what might happen to the people that hear it! But I'm more afraid of what would happen if I didn't post it...
Sadly, this fairy tale did not go as planned...there were certain complications, but alas, I've said too much!
Listen...and learn... and be afraid, be very afraid....
The Abominable Hobby of the Yeti.... (sort of...)