Reach Out and Touch Me! (not literally)
In my eternal search for fame and fortune I want to make it as easy as possible for anyone to contact me. My preferred method is that you build a massive spotlight with a silouhette of the Kibi Fish (pictured to the left) on the face of the light so when you shine it into the sky I'll know you want to contact me.
If this method seems like too much work you could always use the much more conventional (but not nearly as fun) form of correspondence and send an email to email@example.com. For those riding the social media wave you can find me on Twitter, Figment, and Huffington Post.